Top 10 list

| Friday, October 15th, 2010 | 3 Comments »

I’m taking my Feature Friday segment to a whole new level. Today’s featured listing is my newest listing in Kirkland that just came on the market today. It’s a great home and both the owners and I would like nothing more than a very quick sale. So, here goes my sales pitch:

Top 10 reasons you should buy this home:

  1. Jack and Jill bathroom. You know you’ve always wanted one, plus its fun to say.
  2. Wired for a generator. I’m sure you remember that crappy winter when we lost power for days. Yep, the one where I had to pack up my family and the dog and move in with my mother-in-law. You don’t want to face that again so be ready with a generator this year.
  3. Amazing paint colors. You will impress all your friends with the paint choices throughout the home. Just tell everyone you picked them out and they’ll be super impressed.
  4. Brand new stove and fridge. That’s right, you won’t have to smell the previous owner’s previous meals. No stinky fish, stir fried onions or sour milk left in the crevices of the fridge.
  5. Cul-de-sac. If you have kids you can send them outside to play in the cul-de-sac. You’ll find you have much more free time now that you don’t have to constantly supervise your children and protect them from cars speeding down your street.
  6. Easy-to-maintain yard. No more spending hours in your yard trying to keep it looking nice. This yard is easy to maintain so you’ll have even more free time to do the important things like read my blog. However, there is a garden area if you really must.
  7. Nearby park. The trail behind the home leads to a tot lot as well as Woodland Park. There you will find a gazebo area where you can do some outdoor entertaining. Have Thanksgiving dinner there for all I care.
  8. Greenbelt. The home backs up to a greenbelt so you never have to worry about looking out your window and seeing your neighbors walking around naked in their home. Better yet, you can walk around naked without anyone seeing you.
  9. School across the street. Impress all your friends by having your children to school on time.
  10. Curb appeal. Above all, this home has great curb appeal. That means you don’t have to worry about keeping the inside of your house clean because you’ve already made a good impression by having the outside look so nice.

If you or someone you know doesn’t immediately want to go out and buy this home after reading about all its highlights then I have news for you: there is something wrong with you.

Today’s featured listing: Charming Rose Hill home with great curb appeal

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3 Comments

  1. Angie says:

    You are too funny! If I couldn’t already walk around naked in my home, I would totally be interested 🙂 Really great house & perfect location – should move quickly!

  2. Ginger says:

    Jack and Jill!
    Jack and Jill!
    I do love to say it!
    Ok…are just so funny. I’m booking that gazebo for Thanksgiving today.
    This house looks like a true charmer. Sure it will sell fast!
    Great post, Cara.

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